A Funny Thing Happened While Interviewing Secretaries...

Hello, my name is Lacey. I read online that you were looking for a new secretary. I think that would be a great asset to your company.

I'm a hard worker. Um, are you staring at my shoes? They are so pretty, aren't they? I love them. They can be hell on my feet though. You wouldn't mind if I took them off, would you?

Of course not. Thanks.

I'm sorry to bother you, but I wanted to look good for my interview.

Oh, okay. So what was I saying? I'm a really hard worker, so I'm pretty sure that won't matter. Wait, I have to ask. Are you staring at my feet? Are you sure you aren't staring?