Your balls and my boot have a date

Take your pants off right now, so you're just in your

tiny whiteys or your boxers or I mean shit, that sucks if you went commando or well, like I can't do anything about it.

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna grab you by the balls like this,

and I'm gonna look you in the eye just like that, and I'm gonna tell you all your worst fucking nightmare.

And I'm gonna take them like this, and with your hairy little balls,